I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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