at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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