So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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