I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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