Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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