But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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