Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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