i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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