Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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