her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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