Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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