I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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