I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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