so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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