Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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