white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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