I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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