You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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