I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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