I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He better not be in your backpack
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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