fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.