It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.