I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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