dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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