its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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