You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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