I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
