Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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