We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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