all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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