All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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