I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
sex in a hospital.. check
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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