So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Who died my cat blue again?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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