I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Dick very happy bro
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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