Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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