god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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