Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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