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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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