I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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