he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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