I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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