Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize