Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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