No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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