I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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