Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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