Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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