whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
COCAINE IS GR8
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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