would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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