it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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