I didn't shave. On purpose
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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