I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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