worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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