I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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