dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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