i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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