i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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