"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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